You know you are pregnant when you can go without a bra. Your boobs can rest on your tummy!
You know you are pregnant when you pee on yourself.....constantly!
You know you are pregnant when you plan your day around what you are going to eat, and you want to hear about what everyone else is eating!
You know you are pregnant when you have to ask complete strangers to tie your child's shoes because you can't bend over to do it.
You know you are pregnant when you feel guilty for having a coke.
You know you are pregnant when your little one's butt is in your rib cage and breathing is no longer an option.
You know you are pregnant when you know where the restrooms are in any restaurant, shopping mall, theater and hospital within a 50 mile radius.
About Me
- Emily
- My name is Emily. I am 33 years old and a very happy individual. My husband and best friend of the past 13 years is Keith. Together we have two perfect children (non-biased of course), Sarah 9, and Ethan 5. My greatest pleasure on Earth is spending all of my time with these three people (no joke). The newest member of our family is of the four-legged variety, our pup Belle! Things at my house are never dull.
2 comments:
Um...you pee constantly on yourself when you are not pregnant! :)
haha,,,Hilarious!! love you, just remember its almost OVER! Then it will be my turn, and I'll fuss about it to you :)
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